i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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