scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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