Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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