Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Randomize
