Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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