i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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