Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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