so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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