Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom