ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
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I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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