Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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