I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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