Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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