I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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