i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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