I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I think my moral compass just broke
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