I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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