fuck your aforementioned shoe
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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