I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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