Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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