Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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