Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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