All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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