He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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