singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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