I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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