I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
did i just pee glitter
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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