Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.