Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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