That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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