420 ftw
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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