I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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