butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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