is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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I love having hate sex.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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