If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"