Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms