Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
birth control should be required to get into college
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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