Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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