after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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