So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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