Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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