ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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