I just threw up on my dentist
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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