I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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