Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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