Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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