i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful