I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution