Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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