So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You took a bar mat shot.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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