She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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