i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
3pm strippers are depressing
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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